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nasturbate:

blastortoise:

cadburycreamcoolator:

*long deflated sigh*

I’m throwing up

THIS IS NTO HAPPENING ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME HOW DID NOT A SINGLE PERSON SAY “WAIT A MINUTE THIS IS AWFUL AND WE SHOULD NOT FUCKING DO THIS”

(Source: idreamofdragqueens)

bukkkake:

bukkkake:

My Lvl 1 Rattata taking down a Lvl 50 Garchomp in just two moves!


LMFAOOOO

astheanchorsinks
this for you

kingcheddarxvii:

Look I know IGN is a not the pinnacle of journalism but this article is incredible

may’s hair is pretty improbable tho

like are those bangs or

highflying-girl:

sakka-puff:


hyouretsuzan:


So that’s how they look like without the hats. I can die peacefully now.


Why are they naked


THIS IS AWKWARD

highflying-girl:

sakka-puff:

hyouretsuzan:

So that’s how they look like without the hats. I can die peacefully now.

Why are they naked

THIS IS AWKWARD

things i excel at

  • feelin like throwing up but not actually throwing up
  • literally nothing else

togarmin:

makotoese:

dickyfitness:

doomedsunlight:

attention assbags

correction attention everyone who fucking uses snazaroo do yourself a favor and throw that shit in the trash it is for kids for a fucking reason (i mean unless you like having your make up all over your shit SHRUG) snazaroo IS NOT INTENDED to be worn extensively. and is not intended to cover large areas.

we’ve tried ben nye color pots, snazaroo and a mix of ben nye and snazaroo (plus powder sealer and liquid final seal) but nothing works like kyrolan’s aquacolor. we got a huge pot of it (i think it cost $14) and it will last forever. we got ben nye’s liquiset ($7 i think) to go with it (it is a mixer and sealer) so technically you don’t need to seal this stuff. we bought a kryolan applicator as well (DON’T USE MAKE UP WEDGES) but if you don’t want to buy one of those you can buy those craft sponges at the store for like a dollar. it’s the same thing. you do not need water to apply this, just the liquiset. DO NOT PUT VERY MUCH ON THE SPONGE. you have to get the paint and set to a nice medium to get it to go on nicely. you can blot or smudge.

just wash your face first ok

it literally took me maybe fifteen minutes to put on my make up last night (face/neck/arms) and it went on very nicely. since it is mainly glycerin it did make me sweat a bit but any body paint will do that. i had no trouble with it rubbing off on any thing (unless you are being stupid and pressing against something) and it came off well. it pills up and peels off and doesn’t leave a gross post-paint feeling.

THAT STILL DOESN’T MAKE IT OK TO CLEAN IT ALL OFF IN THE HOTEL SINK (OR YOUR MOM’S SINK) GET SOME MAKE UP WIPES OK.

if you’re thinking this seems expensive well it’s honestly not and is a small price to pay for not being the fuckpod at the con getting their goddamn paint on everything. i rest my case.

this is the stuff i have bookmarked for ember and flame princess

I wish I had seen this post a week ago!! Because it would have come out a lot cheaper than my small tin of Ben Nye for $9!!

This is what I have for both my Homestuck troll cosplays and my Flame Princess cosplay. I use it with water instead of the ben nye stuff and I apply it with a brush. Its by far my favorite skin paint and I recommend it 100%, its easy to put on, it smells nice, and it stays. I also will buy the .24 oz size containers of it for eyeliner/lipstick/eyebrows/freckles and whatever else you might need in a color you can’t usually find, especially for Homestucks!

(Source: deucearmageddons)

pr1nceshawn:

When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level

(Source: teamladsx)